Dawson

GOOD NEWS! i'm instituting a new policy to give yous the opportunity to garner savings in your entertainment budget. effective this 2026, YOUR SWEET ELSI HAS INSTITUTED THE "STRONG INQUIRY DISCOUNT". if your inquiry shows me that you've read my ad, comprehended it, and answered all of the questions that i'm going to ask, i will take $50 off the top of the total booking fee. you're looking for 90mins in brentwood? play your cards right, and you can have it for $350. hoping to languish for a couple hours in the incall downtown? make sure you've crossed your eyes and dotted your tees, and we can spend two hours there for $550. "elsi, with these kinds of prices, how could you possibly afford to do this??" thank you for thinking of me, allen, you're so considerate and that's what i love about you, but i assure you that this will save me more headache than it costs me. think of this as my way to reward clients for doing their homework. i've always said i have the best clients, and sometimes that means trying new things to make sure i keep 'em. details below in the policy, of course. as usual. me, always staying on top of the details.